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Exponential Decay

By Maggie Kennedy “The orange tastes like a refrigerator,” my son says,spitting out his bite and pretending to gag,and though I have never tasted a refrigeratorI know what he means. The orange tastes like the plastic it was wrapped in.And though I have never eaten plastic,the conjured smell fills my…

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I Can’t Wait to Get to Work

By Drew Nacht I can’t wait to get to work so I can put to use all of that after-hours stress anticipating the next work day I can’t wait to get to work so I can sit in a chair under fluorescent lights for eight hours I can’t wait to…

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The Application

By Katie Appeldorn Thank you for applying to become a member of our team. You have successfully completed the personality portion of our online application process. We think of everyone here in our corporation as family. This is why we strenuously screen our applicants to ensure only the finest well-rounded…

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